Why mummy doesn't give a ****!
Sims, Gill2020
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Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.
Main title:
Why mummy doesn't give a ****! / Gill Sims.
Author:
Sims, Gill, author
Imprint:
London : HarperCollinsPublishers, 2020.
Collation:
343 pages ; 20 cm
Notes:
Cover and spine title is given as Why mummy doesn't give fuck!, with fuck blacked out.Originally published: 2019.
ISBN:
9780008340483 (pbk. :)
Dewey class:
823.92FICTION
Language:
English
Subject:
BRN:
949553